-APHASIA-

… are always of two types:

• the sweet and the bitch
• the sweetest and the bitchest
• the pretender and the "not afraid to show her true colors"
• the nagger and the martyr
• the beautiful and the ugly
• the beautiful inside out and the hideously ugly inside out
• the "don’t blame me" and the "okay it’s my fault i’m sorry"
• the "britney spears" and the "charlotte church"
• the thoughtful and the thoughtless
• the sensitive and the insensitive
• the "myself first" and the "my man first"
• the cook and the eater
• the "up there" and the "down there"
• the sweet on cam/bitch off cam and the sweet or bitch on or off cam
• the witch and the broom
• the dominating and the submissive
• the funny with sense and the funny and stupid
• the sexy and the heavy
• the innocent and the pretending to be innocent
• the honest critic and the backbiter
• the one with so much to show but doesnt have the guts to show it and the one with so much guts but with disgusting things to show
• the one that you love to love and the one you love to hate
• the she is and the she was
• the one you want to marry and the one you want to bury
• the one who will kill you with love and the one who will love you with pain
• the idiot and the wise
• the deep and the shallow
• the f?cking sh?t and the saint
• the living and the living-dead
• the combination of all of the above